Episode #3 I don’t exist in the real world





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Photography by Sarah Burton and her delinquent snoot.





Party aftermath ala Fiona Apple’s Criminal vid, hence the reference. Thanks to the amazing Frith, Sarah, Rowan, Nicola, Jacque, Dan, and Sven x

I do.





Helloooooo george! And sharelle!
Here’s a giz of a day in the life of me. I have loads of pics like these and despite the fact that I don’t like my camera (although it has served me well in my endless hours of need) I figured they’re useless sitting in folders on my desktop. I’ve been doing alot of photoshopping lately and I’ve picked up some new skills from the lovely people I know who offer them up. I’m far from being a whizz but I now know how to overcome problems I previously encountered. Yeow. And now I’m thinking that I want racing stripe sleeves. Double yeow.
And that’s all you’ll ever see of me. Some hair and my beloved casio.



Behind the scenes.
So much has happened - where do I even begin? I’m sorry for neglecting you blog. Actually I take that back ‘cos I’m not really sorry. I replaced you with being consumed by designing, making, musing, and writing. And with bringing visions to life. So I’m not sorry at all.
Here’s a glimpse of my outcome… moody huh. I rather like these conversations with myself - now that I just don’t care. They’re liberating and they amuse me. Hello to any new visitors. Thank you for visiting :)
I want to keep making now - I feel like I’m only really just beginning. Making opens up so many more design possibilities and I want to keep pushing. What was that saying Amy? design is abandoned? Well I don’t have to jump ship yet - I can do what I want. So I will. voila I’ve found myself. I’ve only realised by going back through this blog that I barely reveal my work at all so I’m obscure even when I try not to be. So why fight it? I like mystery - I like what it can build.
Thank you blog for helping me but we may have to breakup…. It’s not you - it’s me. Friends?





At their satanic majesties request she pondered how to psychedel-ify her life…. and so she did.

They seem to grow them like we grow sheep. Note there aren’t actually that many sheep here - that joke is tired and lame, and now you can guess where in the world I am….
I’m being utterly commercial here, and I can’t tell if I’m being momentarily deluded (I am quite tired, and potentially going a little crazy) but I really want to wear those pants. With baggy tops. Hmmm.
This shoot was a little cliche, however, I’m forgiving ‘cos I love Bambi and Zanita, and it’s purpose is to sell.
http://fashiongonerogue.com/bambi-northwoodblyth-desert-fox-style-stalker-zanita/#more-40992



I haven’t done anything this fun in ages. Coffee stains and all.
Sorry, what? …I need to get out more?
Tell me about it.
And now I’m having conversations with myself on a dying blog that barely exists.
Converse with me if you feel like it should be saved. I double dare you.